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emotions comeback intervention time


Sunday, May 9, 2010 !@#$% 1:46 AM

ROFLCOPTER ! :L

  1. HE: Can I buy you a drink?
  2. SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
  3. HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
  4. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
  5. HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
  6. SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
  7. HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
  8. SHE: I must've been given your share.
  9. HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
  10. SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
  11. HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
  12. SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
  13. HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
  14. SHE: Okay, get out.
  15. HE: I think I could make you very happy.
  16. SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
  17. HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
  18. SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
  19. HE: Can I have your name?
  20. SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
  21. HE: Shall we go see a movie?
  22. SHE: I've already seen it.
  23. HE: Where have you been all my life?
  24. SHE: Hiding from you.
  25. HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
  26. SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
  27. HE: Is this seat empty?
  28. SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
  29. HE: So, what do you do for a living?
  30. SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
  31. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
  32. SHE: Do not enter.
  33. HE: Your body is like a temple.
  34. SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
  35. HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
  36. SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
LOLOLOL OWNED BITCH !


(To Infinity, & Beyond. )